- That’s weird…
- It’s never done that before.
- It worked yesterday.
- How is that possible?
- It must be a hardware problem.
- What did you type in wrong to get it crash?
- There is something funky in your data
- I haven’t touched that part in weeks!
- You must have the wrong version
- It’s just some unlucky coincidence
- I can’t test everything!
- THIS can’t be the source of THAT
- It works, but is hasn’t been tested
- Someone must have changed my code
- Did you check for a virus on your system?
- Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?
- You can’t use that version on your system
- Why do you want to do it that way?
- Where were you when the program blew up?
And the Number One reply by programmer when their programs don’t work:
- It works on my machine
