{"id":709,"date":"2013-08-29T13:05:07","date_gmt":"2013-08-29T12:05:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oprsteny.cz\/?p=709"},"modified":"2013-08-29T13:07:04","modified_gmt":"2013-08-29T12:07:04","slug":"best-programmer-replies-when-something-is-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oprsteny.cz\/?p=709","title":{"rendered":"Best programmer replies when something is wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. That’s weird…<\/li>\n
  2. It’s never done that before.<\/li>\n
  3. It worked yesterday.<\/li>\n
  4. How is that possible?<\/li>\n
  5. It must be a hardware problem.<\/li>\n
  6. What did you type in wrong to get it crash?<\/li>\n
  7. There is something funky in your data<\/li>\n
  8. I haven’t touched that part in weeks!<\/li>\n
  9. You must have the wrong version<\/li>\n
  10. It’s just some unlucky coincidence<\/li>\n
  11. I can’t test everything!<\/li>\n
  12. THIS can’t be the source of THAT<\/li>\n
  13. It works, but is hasn’t been tested<\/li>\n
  14. Someone must have changed my code<\/li>\n
  15. Did you check for a virus on your system?<\/li>\n
  16. Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?<\/li>\n
  17. You can’t use that version on your system<\/li>\n
  18. Why do you want to do it that way?<\/li>\n
  19. Where were you when the program blew up?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    And the Number One reply by programmer when their programs don’t work:<\/p>\n

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    1. It works on my machine<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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